It was an EMERGENCY!
And it seems he didn't even swing by Germany to pick up chocolate. Slacker.
He's no superhero in my eyes, that's for sure!
So if thats you Zem then who is Superman?
Auditions are open!! 
Zuperman for our Zupergirl! Is it too early to announce the winner?
That is seriously kickass. 
Reminds me of a pic I found a while back that I was gonna use as my avatar...
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It's a hell yeah! Flame on! (Did that come out weird?)
Nice green hat, Zem. My mom used to dress like that back in the 50's. 
But at least now I can see that your avatar's arm is flaming, not her flatulence. She is a hot Graphic Novel-looking super chick, but perhaps too hot to handle!
Thanks Gramps! Fashion has a tendency to be cyclic, what was old is new again, don'tcha know
And it's amazing that even at your age, fart jokes aren't old.
How you got flaming flatulence from a hand and head on fire is just one of those male mysteries.
I have to blame my failing eyesight. When the avatar is tiny the left side of the Z looks like her butt and the bottom of it looks like her right leg. That configuration makes her look bent over, and the flame at the left side of the picture looks like it is coming from the region where she is bent over.
At the larger photo size, it is easy to see more clearly that the Z is on the front of her outfit and that flame is coming from her right arm.
Most of the picture is dark, which is all atmospheric and all, but makes it hard to see what is going on if the photo is too small to make out the details.
Just sayin'
Oooh, I see what you mean! It kinda looks like a little squating fairy side-view! But its not. 
ZemRrushe
Ya, but he did fix it.