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Oct 18, 09 04:56 am
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Yeah, that would work for a short, while then he would be wheezing and throwing up at the side of the track!


 
Oct 18, 09 11:11 pm
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Reply to lamparty:

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Oct 18, 09 11:15 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

Now any one that has ever been around women, knows that is total bullshit! There is NOTHING that can replace Chocolate!!


 
Oct 20, 09 01:04 pm
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Reply to lamparty:

Ha, true words!

I smoke and play football - the first 10 minutes are a nightmare, but after that its okay :)

The world is like a giant car, were speeding towards a brick wall at 100 miles per hour and everybody's arguing over where to sit..



Oct 19, 09 12:02 am
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Gotta love the small print

We do not say that smoking Luckies reduces flesh....

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Oct 19, 09 07:52 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

Yeah, but it's toasted!

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Oct 19, 09 09:06 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

mmmmmmmmm Toast



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