I be yer virgin if'n ye wants
Arrrr. Methinks ye mean "yer's fer gin". However, I'm willin' to bet you'd be hers fer rum or fer whiskey or fer a drop o' a tricorne.
Ahh, matey, ye arrrr right. Ye found me oout.
You Are:
Plunderin' Billy
(formerly known as TC)
Landlubbers quake in fear when you draw near, mainly because you'll keelhaul anyone, anytime, anyplace, just for the fun of it. If there aren't any keels to be hauled then you'll whip out your cutlass and hack off a few arms just to keep in practice. Heck, it's better than working at the shoe store.
Devil Dan
(formerly known as jammer)
You enjoy ravishing young maidens so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, and pre-schools. Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!
Mad Dog Bonney, formerly known as Maude.
You enjoy ravishing cabin boys so much that the Pirate Society gave you a Merit Badge. Unfortunately it also means you've been banned from most of the local convents, soda shops, whorehouses, and pre-schools. Arrrr, no one ever said the Pirate Life was easy!
Long Dong Silver, formerly known as fOx
Your long pirate careeer has resulted in having hooks for hands on both arms. This makes the landlubbers cower in fear as you go by and also makes it easy to carry donuts. The unfortunate downside is that you have to be very, very careful when you wipe yourself.
fOx
At least it's easy to carry donuts. Plus, there's gotta be a certain sector of society that has a hook-hand fetish. You should do well.
Yes... Long Dong and Hook hands... hmmm. Well, at least I don't have to get too close to do the deed. I can just stand back and keep the hooks at my side.
fOx
Mike The Ripper
(formerly known as Z3)
You're a crusty, vile pirate who never met a cannon he didn't like. You enjoy screaming "Avast, Ye Mateys" even when there are no mateys around. You'd gouge out your own mother's eye if you thought she was cheating you on your share of the booty.
Ugly Frank Lofton
(formerly known as crabbsaline)
Why, Blow Me Down, Matey! Nothing gets you riled up like an uppity deckhand and you'll whip 'em, flay 'em, and put 'em in irons if they so much as serve your crumpets a little too cold. Why you're having crumpets instead of grog is anybody's guess.
Arrr. Go back to the grog, afore yer accused of being a nancy pirate or something like that. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Who sez I left the grog...brep!
I'm no nancy pirate nor fancy lad.
ZemRrushe
Look Who's A Pirate!
You Are:
Virgin Hunter
(formerly known as Zem)
Because you're a pirate through and through, you wear 'Arrrrgyle' socks, your favorite food is 'Arrrrrtichokes', and your favorite actress is 'Arrrrrrty Shaw'. Your favorite subject in school was 'Arrrrrrrrt', and if you had to pick another job, it would be an 'Arrrrrrchitect'.