That's why Mr. Gramps will soon post his mathmatical proof, initially presented at the annual conference of ACORN, that God does NOT exist, only Allah does.
HAHAH!!! Shit wait... what?
Are you saying there are PEAS?! 

My god what a cute kid!
That's Oscar, his cheeks are so kissquishable. 
I think I'm going to implement the term 'sperm monkey' in to my everyday vernacular.
TrulyCdn
By the end of the day, we can't go around not believing any old thing just because it can't be proven.

That would be absurd, right?
NO PEAS!