That is some seriously twisted up grammar. I would have been in trouble with the nuns in 9th grade if I wrote something that bad. If I had, I know what my English teacher would ask me first off;
"How bad was the guy that he is going to jail for 12 years for fraudulent voodoo?
Is fraudulent voodoo really that much worse than regular voodoo?
Who do voodoo? You do? Who woulda knew?
Do do that voodoo that you do so well
hammers
Can you diagram that sentence (the headline)?