There's a helpful article in here to help rub the stain from my boner" ha legendary answer
I'm going to go have a look for some similiar articles now 
I feel awkward in that little kid not wanting to go up to the chalkboard in class kinda way.


A few months ago I seen a magazine called Nuts on the shelf of a shop, the chick on the cover was SPECTACULAR man, I bought it there and then, but the worst part was that it was a little old granny who was serving!! 
Not going to lie man; the name of said mag kinda makes me question your looking at.


See now that I'm down with. ZERO reference to Nuts.


Fair enough brother 
Flower arranging 'n shit. Right. Nah, I hafta agree with hammers (shudder) on this - it IS the boobies.
hammers
There are only two reasons for buying SI swimsuit issue . . . Boobies!