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Jul 07, 09 05:22 pm
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Now, this is real news!




Jul 07, 09 07:26 pm
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They should teach Kegel exercises in high school health class. Definately makes a difference...

"Why, of course, the people don't want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece. Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia



Jul 07, 09 08:17 pm
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I bet she is popular at parties.




Jul 07, 09 08:22 pm
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It took me ages to get it out! 1D

..what she needed was a carpet muncher buddy

Is her sister the suck a golfball thru 100 feet of gardenhose girl?




Jul 07, 09 08:54 pm
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Who even knew there was that record waiting to be broken!

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Jul 07, 09 09:11 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

why are you thinking of challenging it?

fOx

In my country, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.

 
Jul 07, 09 09:12 pm
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Reply to fOx:

I'd sock you in the nose if I wasn't laughing so hard.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Jul 08, 09 08:27 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

I aim to please...

fOx

In my country, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.


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