I wish I knew a guy that knew a guy that knew who dunnit... as it turns out I didn't even know it got dun.
No gold for you. 

Booooooooooooo!!!!!!
That means no Scrooge McDuck gold diving and swimming 
Would you come north and see me iffin I told you I was kidding and I really have it stashed in the basement?


Is there enough that we can go swimming in it? 
ummm, yeah... uh huh... yup. Tons of it.
*shifty eyes*

OHHHHHHHHH!
You sooooo Sneaky 'Anadian!
Igloo's DON'T HAVE BASEMENTS!!!!
He sez "tons of it" but only half a ton is missing!
He might not be telling the troof, eh.
Him tried to trick me, cos him's stuck cleaning. 
*shakes a fist at the tricky'anadian
He should be punished, eh.
Wait, no. That he would like.
No punishment for you 'anadian, eh.
*shakes fist at the tricky 'anadian
I think I know who might have dunnit...
What exactly is Canada Day?
All the gold's, in California. Is in a Bank in he middle of Beverly Hills in someone else's name 
ZemRrushe
TC, you shouldn't have!

but really... you did good
Bring me da GOLD!