hmmm 1 in 8 boxes sold is cheerios... so which competeing cereal mfr has a pac guy pressuring the fda?
It wasn't this guy~

How about this guy...

Don't think so, he's to innocent looking. Might have been this gangsta right here~

Pfff. Everyone knows this guy is the muscle behind things...

Personally, I think it was these bad boys right here.

Maybe this silly rabbit was up to his trix...

I found the culprit!
Look! He's even blatantly showing off what he uses to bribe them with.

Are you sure? Look how guilty this guy looks...

the frog did it! Ya'dig?

Look at this guy roughin' people up. I bet he did it!

It was Fred Flinstone, caught red handed!

I think Sugar Bear was in on it too...
It was the Quaker oats dude!

Give me an f-ing break.
I got it Sparky. I am smarter than the average bear. It had me singing the damn song for an hour.
If this is the case then it should be the oatmeal that is classified as a drug.
The damn Quakers are the biggest drug pushers in America!
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