abcactionnews.com popular Apr 08, 09 12:14 am — 39-year-old Richard Corley found out the hard way that there are certain things you cannot do with a dead fish. For instance, if you use one as a missile, you can land yourself a whopper of a felony charge.
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Apr 08, 09 09:56 am
Anything that can put your eye out can be considered a deadly weapon.
Just ask Ralphie
/hopes the judge laughs this case out of court like laughing at Ralphie dressed this way
Ultimate Link Whore
Apr 08, 09 09:57 am
Florida alternate title " Drunken Boaters refuse to leave popular fishing spot."
He's lucky he didnt get a treble hook up the ass.
Apr 08, 09 10:31 am
It's nothin to carp about. 
Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....
Apr 08, 09 10:32 am
Police have released a photo of the perp:
fOx
In my country, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
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"felony charge of throwing a missile into a vehicle"
Sounds a little extreme considering it was a 4" fish.