They're meant to look like that. Is it true that 'nadians have pig-style corkscrew weiners?
I chortle muchly.
If I didn't already know you subscribe to Canadian Men monthly I'd entertain your question.
Chortle away my good man... chortle away. 

ROFL @ 'pee-pee'
What are you, 4?
Re-read the article, I'm 60 foot!
(I was cunningly avoiding any filth censor chips embedded in your brain. BRAIN!)
lol@peepee. I say that from time to time to the ol lady in conversation. Then she says "So, are you trying to get laid?"
lmao!
The question is, does it work?
He needs a disclaimer, "*Not drawn to scale
On my monitor "it" measures 2 1/2 inches. It could be right. But I aint checkin anything anywhere else.
TrulyCdn
I think you've been using one of those penis suction device thingys... looks deformed.

Jus sayin is all.