Pleeeaaseee...don't get me started on the subject... 
I found a few things on YouTube, but I won't post them for fear of retribution. 
Not too sure on the Albanian history.. so I let it slide even if it was satire.
"As Thick As Manure And Only Half As Useful."
I'm remembering this one.
ZemRrushe
Pffffft, off hand I can think of 20 in Albanian that would cause a riot.