Umm can I plead the fifth on if I owned a pair (or 10) of parachute pants?
I figured you for more of a RexKwanDo pants pants kinda guy. 

I also had the spandex and torn up Levi 501's
501's are a given, if you weren't wearing those you were the kid eating lunch by yourself in the bathroom.

ZemRrushe
Wonder where he found that pic of RadioactiveMan