Aug 16, 05 12:18 pm
Reply to ZemRrushe:
That was my favorite too. Also good:
Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.
For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.
To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow.
Aug 16, 05 12:42 pm
Reply to Pir8evan:
Gotta enjoy this one as well~
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. ::grin::
Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....
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This is my favorite- "The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight."
::grin::