dear lord
so far today,
i've done all right.
i haven't lost my temper.
i haven't lied or cheated.
i haven't been greedy, grumpy,
nasty, selfish or overindulgent.
i'm very thankful for that.
but in a few minutes, lord,
I'm going to work
and from then on, i'm probably
going to need a lot more help!
amen.
[Comment was edited by martsanz on May 27, 2002 at 02:14:00 AM]
dear lord
please kill apple
please kill the department of justice
please kill sun microsystems
please kill the nine states that won't settle
please kill amd (we like intel better)
please kill netscape (again)
please kill linux
please kill sony and nintendo
please kill sony and nintendo
please kill sony and nintendo (please?)
please kill 'open source' anything
...and please bring us world peace.
amen
well since bill gates doesnt beleive in god, im guessing he is VERY HAPPY with his fortune from his fortune cookie
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
DARK LORD, I THANK THINE SINISTER BEING FOR KEEPING THE SHROUD OF M$ OVER THE WORLDS EYES! MY SOUL SHOULD BE A NICE RETURN TO YOU FOR THE FAVOR YOUVE DONE FOR ME
that's so sad..... you guys cant even tell that's an edited pic?
bill doesnt need to pray. why you ask? he may have sold his soul to the devil but:
1. bill's minions are hard at work making improvements for the rollout of hell version 2.0
2. the devil may own bill's soul but bill own's hell.
3. if the devil tries to cash in on bill's soul he may find that hell has crashed and the records of the devil owning bill's soul no longer exist.
4. if hell crashes, that will bottleneck the gates of hell and people might accidently flow into heaven.
Dear Lord, how much would you sell heaven for???
xplode
God, thank you for all the dumb SOB's out there that buy my products everyday, AMEN!