"domo origato mr. to-ma-to"
LMAO! ::grin::
cambodian man asks "cool looking" passer by why his brand new top-of-the-range mobile phone won't work in America
Guy with sunglasses: "He ain't heavy, he's my brother."
Guy playing keyboard: "I put the heavy into heavy metal."
"Jabba the Hut thinks I am looking at the camera, but with these cool shades on, I can check out his wonderful boobies without him knowing!"
"You.... you got what I need.
But you say he's just a friend,
you say he's just a friend.
Ooooh baby you, you got what I need.
But you say he's just a friend,
you say he's just a friend."
The Biz Never Sleeps
Unable to find any work, 80's movie star Anthony Michael Hall has started his new career as bitch to MC Tubby-Tits.
Eminem.... The Early Years.
Ebony And Ivory
" There is no shame in being an organ grinder's monkey, but I am not grinding your organ. Big Man" , said his albino chimp.
Somehow, Big Man is left unsatiated.
"O.K. Chimp, but it just isn't the same"
Yea thanks, that image reference isn't going to show up on our logs or anything. 
"Let me get two from ya"
Fat Albert and Vanilla Ice get together for world tour!
KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY
On the next Jerry Springer "Unlikely couples in love"
Macaulay Culkin, in despair of Michael Jackson's recent controversy, finds himself another black pop icon to hang around.
CAPTION suggestion?
"Man, when you said you organ was too small,
this is NOT what I imagined you were talking about."
isn't this the preview for one of those cake music videos where they ask random people to hear a song? i think cake dropped out so fast that this guy's writing them a new song. and thinking about mcdonald's.
hey, hey, hey, i wanna be blinded by science. (sorry, too many fat albert jokes)
ROCK AND ROLL MAC DONALDS!!!
B_bomb_5
(please chose an ending)
for the first time on this one compact disc:
1) Thomas dolby and aretha franklin playing their smash hit "she blinded me with hot sauce"
2)fat albert and one of the guys from devo playing "whip it (every way except for "into shape" becuase some people are naturally fat)
3)Dj man tits and his trusty sidekick the white guy who lost the role of geordi laforge on star trek playing their hit song "domo origato mr. to-ma-to (who is on my whopper with cheese)"