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Feb 23, 04 11:04 am
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Bush: "Look at me, I''ll do my best John Kerry impression!"

Cheney: "That was funny the first 100 times I saw it. Give it up."

What am I doing here? Who is this girl in my bed? What is this sh*t on my face? MY GOD, what is that awful smell? If evolution is genetic mutation, then the retards are the future.

 
Feb 23, 04 11:33 am
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Reply to lqqkjava:

haha, got a good chuckle outta that one.

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Feb 23, 04 11:11 am
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Kids in the hall.... "I will crush you... "

OK, that's an old bit from Kids in the Hall where the guy in the background is being crushed by the guy holding the camera with his two fingers. Blah

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Feb 23, 04 01:19 pm
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Reply to outlaw211:

Yeah I remember that show but I believe it was "I crush your head" hehehe

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Feb 23, 04 01:56 pm
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Reply to BeggarsFarm:

yep, they originally started with "I crush your head" but later went to crushing the whole person. haha

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Feb 23, 04 12:25 pm
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bush's inner dialogue: hmm...i sure hope they brought snacks to this meeting, last time i wanted a chocolate chip cookie, but cheney ate them all. Fat Bastard! ill fix him this time, im going to sneak out a minute early and get to those cokies first.....this si so boooooring, i wish i brought my game boy, im so close to betting that stupid bowser!....god! why do i have to be the president this sucks! ooo look at me im he most powerful man in the world, but i cant get out of a f--king meeting......oh hurry up already....saddam blah blah ...osama blah blah...terror...WMD.......you know, condaleeza kinda look shot, i think id do her......you know...ashcroft is kinda cute too.....

HEAR ME NOW! WORDS I VOW! NO F_CKING REGRETS! F_CK THESE CHAINS! NO G_DDAMN SLAVE! I WILL BE DIFFERENT! -=MacHine HeaD=-



Feb 23, 04 12:26 pm
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Bush: "Great, the ex-lax desides to FINALLY start kicking in."

Chenny: "Good god mr. president, please, take some more of your mandol this is a whole new way of thinking about bloatedness, and i don't like it!"

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Feb 23, 04 12:36 pm
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Cheney thinking: man if he doesn't croak soon I will nevar get to be president




Feb 23, 04 02:28 pm
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The Oval Office had a disturbing way of making a fart echo like a squealing pig in a subway tunnel.
It was usually accompanied by a long awkward silence.

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Feb 23, 04 02:31 pm
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The Oval Office had a way of making a fart echo like a squealing pig in a subway tunnel.
It was usually accompanied by a long awkward silence.




Feb 23, 04 05:21 pm
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Bush:: That has to be the largest Zit I have ever seen.


 
Feb 23, 04 07:33 pm
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Reply to IgnitusofSlayer:

"That's not a zit, that's his nose!"

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Feb 23, 04 10:33 pm
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The Great Bush-Cheney Fart Debacle 2004

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pr0n surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear



Feb 23, 04 11:26 pm
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bush: "Look at the size of dem nostrils...wonder if he does blow? Wonder If I did some with him in college..?"

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Feb 23, 04 11:56 pm
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Former President Bush, and lackey Cheney have thier first cabinet meeting with President Big Giant Floating Head.

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