haha, got a good chuckle outta that one.
Kids in the hall.... "I will crush you... "
OK, that's an old bit from Kids in the Hall where the guy in the background is being crushed by the guy holding the camera with his two fingers. Blah
Yeah I remember that show but I believe it was "I crush your head" hehehe
yep, they originally started with "I crush your head" but later went to crushing the whole person. haha
bush's inner dialogue: hmm...i sure hope they brought snacks to this meeting, last time i wanted a chocolate chip cookie, but cheney ate them all. Fat Bastard! ill fix him this time, im going to sneak out a minute early and get to those cokies first.....this si so boooooring, i wish i brought my game boy, im so close to betting that stupid bowser!....god! why do i have to be the president this sucks! ooo look at me im he most powerful man in the world, but i cant get out of a f--king meeting......oh hurry up already....saddam blah blah ...osama blah blah...terror...WMD.......you know, condaleeza kinda look shot, i think id do her......you know...ashcroft is kinda cute too.....
Bush: "Great, the ex-lax desides to FINALLY start kicking in."
Chenny: "Good god mr. president, please, take some more of your mandol this is a whole new way of thinking about bloatedness, and i don't like it!"
Cheney thinking: man if he doesn't croak soon I will nevar get to be president
The Oval Office had a disturbing way of making a fart echo like a squealing pig in a subway tunnel.
It was usually accompanied by a long awkward silence.
The Oval Office had a way of making a fart echo like a squealing pig in a subway tunnel.
It was usually accompanied by a long awkward silence.
"That's not a zit, that's his nose!"
The Great Bush-Cheney Fart Debacle 2004
bush: "Look at the size of dem nostrils...wonder if he does blow? Wonder If I did some with him in college..?"
Former President Bush, and lackey Cheney have thier first cabinet meeting with President Big Giant Floating Head.
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Bush: "Look at me, I''ll do my best John Kerry impression!"
Cheney: "That was funny the first 100 times I saw it. Give it up."