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Jul 28, 03 01:28 am
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all i need now is some pussy...w00t...whats this between my legs?

I don't need a signature.






Jul 28, 03 01:38 am
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Ok...all i need a good 'ole bud lite and...OH NO!! I turned into a cat!!!........eh, i got better things to worry about....Hey, look, the Bears are kicken' the Ram's ass!!




Jul 28, 03 01:46 am
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Some people just don't get how hard a cats life really is. I mean really, I have to get up at a little past noon, shit in the Mrs. flower garden, lick myself in front of the house guests, for no reason at all run like a bat out of hell into the other room, sit there for a minute, and then race back to where I came from. I gotta make 3 attempts to eat the gold fish, and shred the drapes atleast once. Man, life as a cat is tough. I think I'm gonna fling myself under a truck.

BYE BYE KITTY!!!!

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A

 
Jul 28, 03 02:58 am
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Reply to Jizzmasterzero:

"lick myself in front of the house guests, for no reason at all run like a bat out of hell into the other room, sit there for a minute, and then race back to where I came from."

LOL

"У меня понос три раза в день." "Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep



Jul 28, 03 02:59 am
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Mmm...kitty porn.

"У меня понос три раза в день." "Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep



Jul 28, 03 03:40 am
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if ANYONE comments on my chronic problems with cat nip, im think im gunna cry, i need hepl. why wont u give it. hey, whats that in ure hand. ohhhhh, cat nip, yum yu. PROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, meow thats sum good shit. oh man i need a beer. hey, whys it feel so good when i stroke here. oh god wheres that dumb dong on the leash, i think ill torture it until it chokes and dies!




Jul 28, 03 06:54 am
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...Watching the game, havin' a bud.

Anata no sono mushi mukena yubi mo Zoku zoku shite kirai jyanakatta

 
Jul 28, 03 04:32 pm
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Reply to Kalika:

True, true.

"У меня понос три раза в день." "Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep



Jul 28, 03 07:00 am
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Fluff my pillows, biatch!

Anata no sono mushi mukena yubi mo Zoku zoku shite kirai jyanakatta



Jul 28, 03 08:35 am
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They have "No Idea" What we cats do when they aren't home!!!




Jul 28, 03 08:37 am
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This is last straw. The next time my owners prop me into a f*cking human sitting position and snap a photo, I swear to god, I'm gonna poop in the corn flakes.

It was interesting to note that they celebrate Easter the same way as we do - commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. I wonder why we're so messed up as a race? You k



Jul 28, 03 08:48 am
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Waaaasssssaaaaaabbbbbeeeeee!

- outLAW211 - "The world can get pretty ugly... That's why we have Photoshop."



Jul 28, 03 09:49 am
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"Dog eat dog...that show is a fucking joke"

freeze mother bitches!!!!!



Jul 28, 03 11:17 am
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Suspicions confirmed, pussies drink Bud Light.

I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message.

 
Jul 28, 03 11:24 am
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Reply to deedub:

hahahaha

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Jul 28, 03 05:20 pm
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Reply to deedub:

haha that was good...

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Jul 28, 03 03:40 pm
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"I'm just going to sit here and drink until some of these captions seem funny...."

"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spi



Jul 28, 03 03:44 pm
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fucking charter is out again GOD DAMNIT.

"i like my beats hard, like 2 day old shit" - tribe called quest "If you are going to give me 110% then you can rub my rock. If you're not, then keep your filthy hands off it." -Frank Howard ( Clemson Tigers Coach ) 01:56:11] dave: Litty and NF ha



Jul 28, 03 04:21 pm
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"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!"

yeah, you fuckers wouldn't get it

let's sing the doom song! doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom The End

 
Jul 28, 03 04:49 pm
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Reply to Likwuid_Ice:

meow mix????????????/

"i like my beats hard, like 2 day old shit" - tribe called quest "If you are going to give me 110% then you can rub my rock. If you're not, then keep your filthy hands off it." -Frank Howard ( Clemson Tigers Coach ) 01:56:11] dave: Litty and NF ha

 
Jul 28, 03 05:08 pm
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Reply to davef62:

I've got that...

Anata no sono mushi mukena yubi mo Zoku zoku shite kirai jyanakatta



Jul 28, 03 04:48 pm
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Planets Funniest Animals my ASS! That is SO degrading! I would never allow myself to be subjected to that type of humiliation.

There needs to be a better word for weird. -Strong Sad I have gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here.



Jul 28, 03 08:14 pm
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Ahhhh, there's the dog.

Now if I could just find a jar of peanut butter.....


 
Jul 28, 03 11:27 pm
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Reply to Uncle_Henry:

LMMFAO!! Me and my buddies still say this!!!!! OMG!!!

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A


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