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Jul 14, 03 12:21 am
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[hee hee hee, I'm getting away wit it, suckers]

I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message.



Jul 14, 03 12:55 am
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I just LOVE my new pager....


 
Jul 14, 03 01:35 am
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Reply to Smeggit:

haha that was good

I don't need a signature.



Jul 14, 03 03:34 am
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It was Meeeeee!




Jul 14, 03 08:04 am
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I'm glad I had that new BJ system added to the podium.....

No Fuss, No Mess, No Contraversy.

Eat your heart out Clinton....

Fear not the one who can destroy your body, fear the one who can destroy your SOUL! //ight/-/AWK2099.

 
Jul 14, 03 08:33 am
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Reply to nighthawk2099:

....he finally gave his daughters something productive to do, I see

"У меня понос три раза в день." "Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep



Jul 14, 03 09:05 am
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Can someone get that carrot outta there plz?

"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before." - Dwight D. Eisenhower



Jul 14, 03 09:14 am
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The president take a moment of pleasure as the giant hand up his ass is slowly removed.

It was interesting to note that they celebrate Easter the same way as we do - commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. I wonder why we're so messed up as a race? You k



Jul 14, 03 09:23 am
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I tied my own tie today.

reality.sys corrupted. Reboot Universe? (Y/N)_



Jul 14, 03 10:32 am
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newfie, you're doing a great job of posting lame pics of me on madville every day.

May you always have sand in your shoes and a dollar in your pocket. All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free --2 Live Crew,



Jul 14, 03 10:57 am
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Bush: DAMN! must...hold...breath.... bean.... lovers... convention.... GASP!
CHeney: Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow




Jul 14, 03 12:32 pm
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"Ah Yes... Cuban B."

- outLAW211 - "The world can get pretty ugly... That's why we have Photoshop."



Jul 14, 03 03:44 pm
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I'm Gellin', Are you Gellin'?

- outLAW211 - "The world can get pretty ugly... That's why we have Photoshop."

 
Jul 14, 03 06:57 pm
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Reply to outlaw211:

Like a Felon....

What some Melon....


 
Jul 14, 03 09:41 pm
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Reply to Uncle_Henry:

you are soooo not gellin

HEAR ME NOW! WORDS I VOW! NO F_CKING REGRETS! F_CK THESE CHAINS! NO G_DDAMN SLAVE! I WILL BE DIFFERENT! -=MacHine HeaD=-



Jul 14, 03 07:05 pm
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Ahhhh...

That on'll teach Cheney not to crap his pants before I take the stage....

Dick, it's your turn to speak.::wave:



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