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Jul 09, 03 12:07 am
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"That's it little boy...just turn your head a little and we can get started...."

"У меня понос три раза в день." "Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep



Jul 09, 03 12:12 am
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didn't you read that link on madville about farts smells being hazardous to your health? don't be stickin your head in there boy!

I don't need a signature.



Jul 09, 03 12:58 am
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and my grand daddy had slaves that were only *this* big

-v
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
Turtles all the way down

 
Jul 09, 03 12:58 am
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Reply to verbal:

yeah.. i'll probably go to hell for that one.

-v
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
Turtles all the way down

 
Jul 09, 03 12:59 am
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Reply to verbal:

haha

I don't need a signature.

 
Jul 09, 03 09:14 am
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Reply to verbal:

i was thinking the same thing

freeze mother bitches!!!!!



Jul 09, 03 01:10 am
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"Am I supposed to be ashamed that this little kid can read better than I can?"

"У меня понос три раза в день." "Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep



Jul 09, 03 09:25 am
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"Now, who wants to pet this little guy? C'mon, kids--he doesn't bite."

mostly tired.



Jul 09, 03 09:38 am
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(Croc hunter voice) "Krikey, would ya look at dat! It's just a baaaby..!"

- outLAW211 - "The world can get pretty ugly... That's why we have Photoshop."

 
Jul 09, 03 04:45 pm
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Reply to outlaw211:

hahaha

my vote

definately

My sanity is one of the few things I play fast and loose with.



Jul 09, 03 09:55 am
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"Whoa...this kids hair is kinda nappy...someone get him some Jerry Curl!!!"

"And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spi



Jul 09, 03 11:07 am
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"This kid smells. Seriously."




Jul 09, 03 12:14 pm
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I think.... I think I... yup! I found oil in africa! MUST PLEDGE SUPPORT FOR LIBERIA!

<cfgawd>



Jul 09, 03 12:15 pm
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Bush contemplates an "AIDs support for Diamonds" sanction.

<cfgawd>



Jul 09, 03 12:22 pm
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Look who's here today??? Who is it?? Tell me! Tell me!

"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before." - Dwight D. Eisenhower



Jul 09, 03 12:55 pm
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"I know little Jimmy, it can be a painful thing to hear, but Saddam gassed his own people. Sorry."

No amount of zeal and passion on your part makes your point more valid than mine. In fact, the opposite is true. PGP Key ID: 0xCAA466A9 @ ldap://keyserver.pgp.com http://www.dj28.com Saddam gassed his own people. GNAA Certified Professional

 
Jul 09, 03 04:45 pm
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Reply to dj28:

My sanity is one of the few things I play fast and loose with.

 
Jul 09, 03 06:39 pm
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Reply to dj28:

^5 Dj28!! If I were still a premium member I would put you on my friends list.
::grin::

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A



Jul 09, 03 01:03 pm
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And for my next trick, I'm going to balance my anus on this little tike's head.

It was interesting to note that they celebrate Easter the same way as we do - commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. I wonder why we're so messed up as a race? You k



Jul 09, 03 01:19 pm
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And for the next opponent, I will fight this kid.




Jul 09, 03 01:45 pm
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Look kid, get your grimey starving little hands away from my bottled water. Do it again and I'm declaring war.

<cfgawd>



Jul 09, 03 01:51 pm
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Teacher, why dis hea white man be puttin his hands all up on my head?

reality.sys corrupted. Reboot Universe? (Y/N)_



Jul 09, 03 02:16 pm
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See this boy? His name is Charles Taylor, leader of Liberia. Thru the magic of the American military we've shrunk him down to 2/3's his size!

It was interesting to note that they celebrate Easter the same way as we do - commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. I wonder why we're so messed up as a race? You k



Jul 09, 03 02:24 pm
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eww... i've touched a black kid! Ni***r germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant!




Jul 09, 03 04:05 pm
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"Son, I know Mr. Clinton showed you the cigar in his pants, but trust me, that ain't no cigar in mine.."

WHO'S GOING TO HELL NOW!!??!?!?!?!?!




Jul 09, 03 04:47 pm
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Damn boy, you see that chic's ass?

Anata no sono mushi mukena yubi mo Zoku zoku shite kirai jyanakatta



Jul 09, 03 05:50 pm
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damn, now that eyem pur-zee-dent i got'sta purtend i like dem niggzz




Jul 09, 03 06:06 pm
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"You see snapping a childs neck is very easy! Just watch my demonstration"

In the beginning, Mr. T created the heavens and the earth. And Mr. T said, "Let there be fools"; and there were fools. And Mr. T saw that the fools were bad; and pitied them.



Jul 09, 03 06:09 pm
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Some day soon - boys and girls - your President will be this color!!

~~~~~~ " The news and truth are not the same thing."



Jul 09, 03 07:04 pm
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this photo is just physical evidence of the white man holding the black man down

HEAR ME NOW! WORDS I VOW! NO F_CKING REGRETS! F_CK THESE CHAINS! NO G_DDAMN SLAVE! I WILL BE DIFFERENT! -=MacHine HeaD=-

 
Jul 09, 03 07:06 pm
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Reply to B_bomb_5:

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A



Jul 09, 03 09:20 pm
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Oh, look! It's a little bobblehead. Watch as I push down here...




Jul 09, 03 11:09 pm
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It's a little Democrat....

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. --Calvin and Hobbes


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