I came across a guy who had his tattoo on his lower leg
Please accept my apology for my dirty mind. I was grocery shopping with a boyfriend and at checkout I could not find my canned albacore. He said if he comes across it he will give it to me. I said if he comes across it I won't want it.
I crossed paths with this guy in my condo building. His father died and this guy inherited his condo. The entire area around the condo then inherited a crime wave that included destroyed property, theft, and apparently an armed robbery.
This guy was so gross that the human blender would have to be cleaned out with bleach after it was used on him, which isn't a bad idea.
(Your dirty mind is excused. In fact it is one of your more endearing qualities)
Gramps
I came across a guy who had his tattoo on his lower leg, and area not covered by this article. His tattoo said in heavy bold letters running down his leg.

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He turned out to be a criminal with a long prison record. Go figure.