But what is it with women and the plasti-boobs these days? is there anything that screams "FAKE!" more than those giant perfectly rounded melon sized plasti-boobs?
Personally I'd rather have a woman with a REAL B cup than dd plasti-boobs. With those things I just want to stick a pin in them to see if they'll pop like a balloon!
And how is it men and women came to accept/desire/prefer this. I mean, different strokes for different folks, and all, but... ::shudder::
Nevertheless, some real good came out of this post - now we know what Mary Lou Retton's body would look like if she had ginormous implants.
To me it is simply grotesque, like someone took the basic form and used a funhouse mirror to make a caricature of the female form.
To me it is as unbelievable as it would be to have men start getting giant buttocks because many women prefer the male rear end.
Me I always thought the healthier and much nicer way to be was to enjoy all the wonderful shapes that the female form comes in. Ehh but what do I know, I'm a nice guy and we always finish last as women run over us to get to the "bad boy". I guess my oldest had it right when he was 7..."girls are just...weird".
Women are attracted to "bad boys" by nature when their eggs are fertile. The girls don't want a weenie, nice guy growing in their loins. After the bad boy impregnates them then they will look to marry you to raise the kid. Have your kids had a DNA check?
Actually after my sister had her second son she was diagnosed with terminal cancer and since the father tasted meth on a construction site while she was six months along and disappeared I stepped up to the plate. 5 years later he showed back up and I bought guardianship of the boys for a lousy $200.
As for the bad boy thing, I think oit is more a dom/sub thing. I have met women in relationship that would would go out of their way to be beaten by their men. I even watched one who kept poking her BF with him trying to hold off the bleeding in his left arm from slicing it wide open on an engine block. He calmly told her several times "If you do not leave me alone I'm gonna hurt you, very very badly. I'm in a LOT of pain right now should probably have stitches, leave me alone so I can bandage this up" and it got to the point I forcibly dragged her aside and said 'Do you think this is a joke? I can see the fricking muscles and he has told you to leave him alone or he is gonna hurt you! Use your brain!"
What did she do? Pushed her way right past me and got right back into his face until he knocked her smooth out. And I hate to say this, as someone who has never raised a hand against a female, but after witnessing this I truly believe there are many women who WANT to be abused. Whether it is sexual, whether it is the drama, I don't know, but after witnessing several scenes just like that over the years I believe it is true.
You just poured your heart out to our resident heartless troll. Nice.
As a fellow 'nice guy' think I understand your point. Not all females are similar to the one you described, but there is a real phenomenon like that out there.
I don't know if your boys call you "Daddy" or "Uncle Hairy" or whatever, but you are their father, not biologically of course, but in the best possible way.
You have done a very noble thing, my friend, that not every Uncle would have done. 
You see I actually think trolls serve a useful function the net. Whether they are that way because they are truly a troll or because they believe their batsh*t lunacy doesn't matter, it allows those of us who don't believe in extremism a sounding board to hopefully use their trolling as a chance to enlighten.
And sadly I have found in my 43 years on this earth there is a LOT of women that seem to have this issue. As I said I have seen with my own eyes women go out of their way to be beaten and you'd be amazed how many boards are suddenly filled with women when a discussion on rape and abuse comes up. I have to wonder if it is a combination of lack of responsibility in that it gives them an excuse to blame everything that is wrong with their lives on abuse, along with the sympathy that generates, mixed with a deep seated desire for drama because I have met many women that aren't happy unless there is literally tons of drama and BS in their lives. Why someone would enjoy misery is anyone's guess, but I sure don't care for it.
As for the boys? They call me uncle although they do like to make jokes about "when dinosaurs roamed the earth and people played Atari" around me. But on the father's day after the last incident with their father, where he showed up stoned to the oldest's BDay and gave him $20 and spent his time making drug deals on his cell I have gotten a nice dinner and a card every father's day, which is nice.
I personally never thought it was a big deal although I've had many on the net tell me it was. How could anyone look down on two baby boys, the eldest 16 months and the youngest barely 3 months, and simply walk away? I'm probably about 3 years behind on sleep but that doesn't matter, they are both healthy and happy and the eldest has started pre-med and is already on the Dean's list. When all is said and done I did the best I could with what I had and as long as they are doing well it was worth the years of heartache and work. Sadly after spending years fighting to try to see them graduate my sister passed on in 07 but at least she got to see they were gonna be okay, that's all that matters.
What Gramps said.
I am not sure that steamed has ever been honest or open with any of his feelings or posts
Maude_Lynne
Cute, stocky little legs.