At one point I had a Frito Bandito Stache, it went with the bell bottoms and neck chain!
Now all my full beard says about me is I don't like razor burn and I am Lazy! I keep the Butch hair cut since comb-overs look ridiculous and with this hair style you are supposed to see the scalp!
Ive had most of these beards also. I always go back to the Goatee though. If I grow out a full beard its all wild and kinky so that's a no no...
Gramps
According to this article I must have multiple personality disorder because I have had most of these facial hair styles over the years, starting with the sideburns as soon as I was able to grow them in High School. It was fun to grow them down longer than the strict rules of a Catholic school would allow.