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Jul 20, 10 05:57 pm
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Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....



Jul 21, 10 08:37 am
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TV's most beer-crazed lovable teddy bear, Norm Peterson is a man of few words but with a strong appetite for the brew. This show takes place in a bar... AND HE IS ALWAYS THERE.

Watch the video to the left to see Norm and Cliff sing some sparkling renditions of "Lollipop."

BEST OF NORM QUOTES

SAM: What do you know there, Norm?

NORM: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?

SAM: What'd you like, Normie?

NORM: A reason to live. Give me another beer.

WOODY: How's it going, Mr. Peterson?

NORM: Poor.

WOODY: I'm sorry to hear that.

NORM: No, I mean pour.

WOODY: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?

NORM: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.

SAM: What's new, Normie?

NORM: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?

NORM: The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody.

WOODY: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?

NORM: The warranty on my liver.

COACH: What would you say to a beer, Normie?

NORM: Daddy wuvs you.



My favorite I shot coffee out of my nose...lol

It is what it is...


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