I want to smell like him...
fOx
I want to smell him. (sigh)
That was cute. 
I am on a horse.
fOx
Wouldn't you like to know.... 
fOx
I don't use the body wash, but do use the Deodorant, so I guess I kinda smell like him!
(sniff) Mmmmmm.
You got to remember I am as old as dirt and thought the original Old Spice smelled good! I also like Bay Rum, but haven't shaved in 20 or so years, so no call to use it!

So, which one of these guys do you most resemble?
Of the three, the guy on the right at the moment! My barber trims it back to about a 1/4 inch every couple of months and about the same on top, what there is left up there! If I could grow that kind of beard I'd look like Billy Gibbons, but mine is more like a curly kate than that nice straight fall of hair he has! Barber damn near needs safety goggles when he cuts my beard!
I hear ya. I am not lacking in the hair department but every hair on my body looks more or less like pubes, my beard most of all.
And that is why I stay clean shaven. 
That is why I am NOT clean shaven! A close shave and when the beard grows out it pushes up the skin and next time you shave your neck is like raw hamburger! After the Christmas round of visiting and shaving twice a day, come that New Years Eve, I made the only Resolution I have ever kept! I will never shave again! If the Wife wants to see me clean shaven, she better tell the mortician!
I use the body wash..deodorant and talc I always have so I do smell like him but I dont get the babes like him...
Get 2 tickets to that thing we love...
Maude_Lynne
Bah! He's got a girlfriend. She isn't me.