#5: If it wasn't ageist, t'would be creepy indeed! May I suggest an alternate to #10:
Everyone knows this is the number one kiss~
Kiss of Judas Nothing ends a good bromance quite like flagrant, murderous betrayal. Bromance? Perhaps Maggie needs a bible up er ass?
Maude_Lynne
#5: If it wasn't ageist, t'would be creepy indeed!

May I suggest an alternate to #10: