Guy whispering to bill: Psst... sir, remember to HIDE your boner this time!
I know they look young Mr. Clinton, but we checked all their IDs
"Hehehe! These new urban catch-phrases just keep gettin sillier and siller! Ba-dung-adung?? Hahahahahaha! What the hell is that??
Guess all my efforts in education reform went to waste! But that's okay, all the jokes they can think of to say about me is my lust for the ladies!"
THis "new urabn catch phrase" is from a song that came out over a year ago. And just because your country ass has never heard of it doesn't make it "urban".
Clinton: Uh... Hi Hillary!
Other Guy: Sir... thats your dog!
[Comment was edited by Demose on December 08, 2002 at 12:38:21 AM]
"look at that piece of ass"
"Ummm... Mr. President, that's Jacko's ass"
I've never seen anyone do that in the oval office
... "wait until she starts using the cigar .."
[Comment was edited by DarkAmbition on December 08, 2002 at 03:06:02 AM]
"Sir, you do realise that your nose is having an erection.."
dude, i can't feel my chin
"It's amazing what girls will do after a little bit of alchohol and not inhaling."
now wait until you see how she makes the ping pong balls reappear
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
Turtles all the way down
hahah
"Hey everyone, Winona Rider is doing her ping pong ball trick!"
ahhhh sir,,, your balls are showing.
Bill the moron Clinton: "Only in America can you give 2 Phillipino hookers and a midget dressed as a cowboy 20 bucks to do that to a donkey."
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Bill the asshole Clinton: "Isn't Chelsea gettin' purdy? MMMM she's got her momma's lips alright, and I isn't talkin bout the ones on her face! YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!"
"is that so Mr. Clinton?"
"Yeah she'd suck harder than a vacuum cleaner"
RenegadJew
"Daaaaaaamn! She's got a ba-dung-adung! I'd like to hit that!"