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Oct 09, 02 01:33 am
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IBM's new prototype android, "Deep Thought", decides that in order to win at chess, it must first calculate the answer to 'Life, the Universe, and Everything'.

Unfortunately, it may take a little time...

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." Oscar Wilde, De Profundis, 1905

 
Oct 09, 02 07:29 am
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Reply to ironix:

42!

Synth is about to die, needs food badly! Someone shot the food!

 
Oct 09, 02 09:37 am
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Reply to synth:

Look i think he is sitting at the restaurant at the end of the universe! see the universe in hte background?




Oct 09, 02 01:39 am
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"I wonder if they will let me get a lifeline for this one?"

"A wise man sees failure as progress. A fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic..." - Canibus

 
Oct 09, 02 11:03 am
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Reply to MmmmHmmm:

LoL, I like that one. "Yes, that is my final answer... WAIT WAIT.. NO IT'S NOT!"

Logik



Oct 09, 02 05:15 am
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"Hmmm... how can I get rid of that stupid Madville banner on every linked page? It drives me crazy, and makes me have to load each page twice... I especially hate it on the Game links.... Hmm..."


 
Oct 09, 02 08:58 pm
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Reply to Librement:

I agree.. i was told it would be put in when the site was re-done 4 months ago (or so) but haven't seen anything yet...

All counting begins at 0... FIZZGIG!!!



Oct 09, 02 06:10 am
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"i bet you no one will notice me masturbating under the table if i put a serious look on my face and cover up my expression with my other hand.... mmmm.. check and mate"

fuck you and your "war"



Oct 09, 02 07:30 am
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Hmmmm... Perhaps if I built a large wooden badger...

Synth is about to die, needs food badly! Someone shot the food!



Oct 09, 02 08:52 am
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hmmm. first move is always the hardest

dont worry that you are paranoid they ARE watching you.

 
Oct 09, 02 10:08 am
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Reply to pyro:

lol!

<cfgawd>



Oct 09, 02 09:48 am
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when in the hell did he move his pawn!
dammit, i missed the entire thing
oh wait, that's *my* pawn

It's peanut butter jelly time!






Oct 09, 02 10:18 am
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hmmm, they are right

THAT WASN'T CHICKEN!!!!!




Oct 09, 02 11:25 am
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Did I leave the stove on???

reality.sys corrupted. Reboot Universe? (Y/N)_



Oct 09, 02 01:07 pm
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"I can't believe my hand is stuck to my face!"




Oct 09, 02 01:09 pm
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"damn, i have to go pee so bad - but i'm afraid the other guy will cheat if i leave the table!"




Oct 09, 02 02:39 pm
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Preview of soon to be released Chessmaster 10,000. The game lets you play as a chess piece. Online multiplayer allows for 32 players per game!

This screenshot shows the perspective of a captured pawn.

[Comment was edited by WuWarrior on October 09, 2002 at 02:40:44 PM]

"While we hoped that popular revolt would topple Saddam, we did not wish to see the breakup of the Iraqi state. Extending the war into Iraq would have incurred incalculable human and political costs. We would have been forced to occupy Baghdad and, in eff



Oct 09, 02 02:57 pm
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The camera caught this player taking in a performance enhancing pill in the chess tournament.

"While we hoped that popular revolt would topple Saddam, we did not wish to see the breakup of the Iraqi state. Extending the war into Iraq would have incurred incalculable human and political costs. We would have been forced to occupy Baghdad and, in eff



Oct 10, 02 11:06 pm
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Boy, I sure fucked up this game.



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