I learned from King of the Hill that you don't actually have to be gay. If you can convince lil peep or whoever that you are gay, she'll probably let you touch her boobies. Of course, I probably just spoiled that for you by posting this.
Oh, I'm gay alright. I'm just as happy as can be.
Peep is a bit young, a nice young lady but it would be more like the creepy old uncle.
Ddub
So if I'm gay I can cop a feel?
I squeezed your boobies but I'm as queer as a $3 bill, ma'am.