Girl: Say Ahhh
Little Girl; Oh look, it's Goatse.
Dog; Oh God! Why did I click on that link??!!
girl: OMG do you see the size of his penis???
Seriously Mom, I don't think you should be grabbing Rover like that.
Dog: .... Did you hear the one about the two cats and a poodle !!!
OOOO LORD CHILD!!!! SHES GOT A PENIS!!! GET HER AWAY!!
It's a piece of popcorn, stuck in the back. Can you see it?
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"Oh Grandma, what big teeth you have!"