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Sep 21, 05 01:01 pm
Reply to Gimli:
Didn't the guy that did that to Paris Hiltons cell just get jail time?
Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....
Sep 21, 05 04:33 pm
Oh man!
I just want to get the number for the chick that loves giving head.
Must be nice out there in Hollywood.
When I was going through my long and bitter divorce, around the time when the fees had gone through $100,000, I asked my lawyer - a specialist with lots of experience and a Roman Catholic - what he'd do if his wife ever wanted to drag him through divorce.
Sep 21, 05 04:36 pm
Reply to captain_dweeb:
Your Mom's number is 555 245 2578
Works for a living....sigh
Sep 21, 05 06:21 pm
Reply to AndyPandy:
Yeah and everytime I mention your name she holds her thumb and forefinger real close together and laughs hysterically.
When I was going through my long and bitter divorce, around the time when the fees had gone through $100,000, I asked my lawyer - a specialist with lots of experience and a Roman Catholic - what he'd do if his wife ever wanted to drag him through divorce.
Sep 21, 05 10:17 pm
HAHAHA - The message from his drug dealer...thats awsome and the " I think I did exactly what you told me not too " HAHAHAHA 
What does not kill me only makes me stronger!" - Frederick Nietzsche
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