I already made him die. This chicken is so melodramatic he should be doing Shakespearean Theatre. ::grin::
I asked him to ride a bike.. he looked a little confused. Asking him to turn off the lights was pretty cool... and he did dance the Macarena for me.
He didn't seem to know how to act like a mime, but he sure can hula dance.
Imagine having this guys job! lmao, i told him to sniff the couch and he did, then he was waving a cushion around? weird
hells bells, it's all pre recorded. open 2 windows at once.
you can make him do Tae Bo in one and The Electric Slide in the other.
I have ideas how this is done, but not sure... imagine the time and effort put into this.
I have flushed a toilet, turned lights on and off, and now I made a chicken drink a beer...all via the internet.
Life is complete.
*mediates*
Well Hell! I guess the bandwidth is up because I can't get the chicken loaded....and I had big plans for that chicken too!
The thing that frigthens me the most...
This guy can vote.
tell him to vote against bush, maybe he'll do it.
I wannnna play with the chicken but obviously my computer has been fixed where I can no longer dally with the games and flashies....somebody please! For me make him choke himself and tell me if that works!
Moxie -- he will choke himself. And it's Oscar-worthy.
Hope you get to see this soon...
LMAO oooh I can't wait to get home and play with this chicken! 
Thanks frog!
ha, when you ask him to do sexual acts he will do them but there is a black box covering him saying the material may not be suitable for children. unless you use the f word instead of hump then he shames you with his finger.
yep, apparently "fuckign die" is not an acceptable command
i love you
IS THE BEST!!! that gfx suggestion
glad you guys like. i have no idea how they did this, but damn its crazy all of the things you can make him do. wasted a good hour on this.
Finally I'm home and get to play with the chicken! So far I've made him eat a boog, shake his tailfeathers, and hump the television. Now if I could just get him to come clean my house and cook dinner...
Fun linkage! 
I asked him to stand on one leg and he walked right up to the screen and started to scratch himself.
Maybe it's a dial up thing.
HAHAHA
I TOLD HIM TO DIE!!! AND HE DID!!!!!!
litty
this is awesome1!!!!
i'm gonna make this guy die of exhaustion!
awesome finde theinfamous!@