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Aug 25, 03 11:19 pm
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Velveeta == Cheese

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Aug 26, 03 10:53 am
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Reply to newfie:

May you always have sand in your shoes and a dollar in your pocket. All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free --2 Live Crew,

 
Aug 26, 03 11:11 am
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Reply to newfie:

Why use velveeta when there's cheez whiz?

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Aug 26, 03 04:57 pm
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Reply to mookster:

cheese whiz is good cheeze, but velveeta is GOOD cheese

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Aug 25, 03 11:26 pm
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Some cool CHEESE recipes

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Aug 25, 03 11:28 pm
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Aug 25, 03 11:34 pm
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Reply to newfie:

You, Sir, are the spawn of Satan!

My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child. Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......

 
Aug 25, 03 11:38 pm
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Reply to spudlump:

you say velveeta = butt spackle

so you know how butt spackle tastes like because?

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Aug 25, 03 11:39 pm
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Reply to newfie:

...you told me last night in chat......

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Aug 25, 03 11:40 pm
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Reply to spudlump:

hey that looks like a block of velveeta CHEESE

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Aug 25, 03 11:41 pm
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Reply to newfie:

See? You DO know butt spackle!!!!

My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child. Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......

 
Aug 25, 03 11:43 pm
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Reply to spudlump:

err no...i know velveeta == cheese..you are the one claiming it tastes like butt spackle...now you have some explaining to do sir...and no more trying to avoid the question

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Aug 25, 03 11:51 pm
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Reply to newfie:

I never said it "tasted" like butt spackle. I said it was EQUAL to it.

You graciously filled in the details for me in chat. Whatta dude!

My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child. Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......

 
Aug 25, 03 11:53 pm
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Reply to spudlump:

well see one = means tastes like..two ='s mean equals to. so you are the one saying it tastes like it....whereas I have stated it is equal to cheese.

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Aug 25, 03 11:59 pm
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Reply to newfie:

Actually, two = ='s means, "Iv'e tasted it first hand", and one = means, "damn, dude, I was just making a comparison!"

I have the official 'Velveeta, Puncuation and You' manual right here . Rules are rules.....



::grin::

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Aug 26, 03 12:04 am
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Reply to spudlump:

haha dammit...turns over the rule book to reveal its circa 1894. You are really old. Penicillin Man

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Aug 26, 03 12:09 am
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Reply to newfie:

(looks closer at manual) It says 1984.

Dyslexia dude.....

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Aug 26, 03 12:12 am
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Reply to spudlump:

?em hcaet uoy lliW .ylreporp daer tonnac I yrros m'I

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Aug 26, 03 09:55 am
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Reply to newfie:

http://mook.freeshell.org/ - my web log. no. not blog. web. log. web log. not blog.

 
Aug 26, 03 12:28 pm
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Reply to spudlump:

Actually in geek == is a comparison operator and = is an assignment operator. So when you say velveteta == butt spackle you are comparing them, but when you say velveeta = butt spackle you are assigning velveeta with all the characteristics and properties of butt spackle.

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Aug 25, 03 11:46 pm
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Smile..and say CHEESE

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Aug 25, 03 11:47 pm
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Reply to newfie:

See what that stuff does to ya?

REPENT your evil fake-cheesy ways......

My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child. Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......

 
Aug 26, 03 12:04 pm
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Reply to newfie:

May you always have sand in your shoes and a dollar in your pocket. All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free --2 Live Crew,






Aug 26, 03 11:29 am
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What a cheesy link!::grin::




Aug 26, 03 04:58 pm
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Twenty-three comments, I see.
I think "great, a discussion about the various merits of using Asiago instead of Parmigiano, or the finer points of unpasturized milk in cheese making"
Nope.
Just debate about Valveta. Which isn't even cheese, and I suspect tastes a little worse than "butt-spackle" whatever that is.
I'm going to the Food Network Blog now...

Don't just do something...stand there!

 
Aug 26, 03 04:58 pm
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Reply to badpenguin:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what the hell do you know!

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Aug 26, 03 05:01 pm
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Reply to newfie:

That Velveeta is collored silly putty!




Aug 26, 03 07:49 pm
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Believe it or not, I have visited this site before.

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A



Aug 27, 03 10:30 pm
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here it is. look it up yourself velveeta

May you always have sand in your shoes and a dollar in your pocket. All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free --2 Live Crew,


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