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Aug 06, 09 11:26 pm
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My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.



Aug 06, 09 11:55 pm
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Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....



Aug 07, 09 02:05 pm
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Does that mean that other stories about crows may be true???

The world is like a giant car, were speeding towards a brick wall at 100 miles per hour and everybody's arguing over where to sit..

 
Aug 07, 09 03:33 pm
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Reply to johngriffin:

Like "eat crow" and "old King Cole"?

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Aug 07, 09 03:52 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

Old King Cole,

Was a merry old soul,

With a buck-skin belly,

And a rubber asshole.

Tin can liver,

Barbed wire guts,

Corn cob pecker,

And golf ball nuts.

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A



Aug 07, 09 02:57 pm
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Crows and Magpies have to be some of the smartest birds I've seen.

Near my house I always have a murder of crows walking around the road looking for something freshly smashed to eat, and the Magpies fetch English walnuts from my parents driveway, fly up about 50 feet and drop them onto the pavement.

I think I've also heard a Magpie mimic before. I was working on a car and dropped a 1/2" chrome-vanadium open end/box wrench and 10 seconds later I hear the same ring from the fence line where a Magpie was perched.

*the names of the characters in the story have been changed to protect their identities*

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A



Aug 07, 09 04:00 pm
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