WE NEED FOSTERS STAT!!!
Fosters: the piss beer we sucker the rest of the world to believe we drink that crap! Suckers of the world = Profit!
Then suggest what we should drink... I'll try it if it gives me one of those fake Aussie accents.
/seriously... not kidding.. for real... only on the beer part though.
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