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Mar 01, 06 03:44 pm
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Doorism! Without having to even click the link.

Madville Sucks! -

 
Mar 01, 06 04:39 pm
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Reply to TrulyCdn:

Hell yeah! ::grin::

What Would His Knobbiness Do?



Mar 01, 06 03:46 pm
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Satanism

67%
agnosticism

58%
atheism

58%
Buddhism

42%
Paganism

42%
Judaism

29%
Islam

21%
Hinduism

8%
Christianity

0%



Satanism eh???? Thats bullshit if you don't believe in Satan, and that fucking quiz didn't ask me once!

I'm sex nuts and retard strong.



Mar 01, 06 03:47 pm
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Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 67%
atheism 67%
Islam 63% (????)
agnosticism 63%
Paganism 58%
Buddhism 46%
Judaism 42%
Christianity 29%
Hinduism 21%

The most important right a nation can afford it's people is the right to be left alone.

 
Mar 01, 06 10:52 pm
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Reply to Ddub:

Did you get a tie-breaker question?

Soylent Green is you.

 
Mar 01, 06 11:22 pm
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Reply to wit:

Yes I did, and the answer has doomed me. Oh well, at least it wasn't Scientology.

The most important right a nation can afford it's people is the right to be left alone.



Mar 01, 06 04:00 pm
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Satanism 96%

atheism 88%

agnosticism 63%

Buddhism 58%

Judaism 46%

Paganism 46%

Christianity 46%

Islam 38%

Hinduism 29%


Err um ya.




Mar 01, 06 05:03 pm
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You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.

Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism92%Satanism54%Buddhism42%agnosticism38%Judaism38%Paganism29%Christianity8%Islam8%Hinduism0%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Mar 01, 06 08:37 pm
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atheism 75%
agnosticism 75%
Paganism 58%
Satanism 54%
Buddhism 54%
Judaism 33%
Christianity 29%
Islam 21%
Hinduism 8%
Doorism 100%

What Would His Knobbiness Do?



Mar 01, 06 09:52 pm
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atheism

83%
Satanism

75%
Paganism

67%
Buddhism

58%
agnosticism

42%
Islam

42%
Christianity

25%
Judaism

17%
Hinduism

8%

Shitty quiz, but it did call the atheist part right.

When I was going through my long and bitter divorce, around the time when the fees had gone through $100,000, I asked my lawyer - a specialist with lots of experience and a Roman Catholic - what he'd do if his wife ever wanted to drag him through divorce.



Mar 01, 06 10:44 pm
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You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.

Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

Buddhism67%.

atheism 67%.

Hinduism 63%.

agnosticism 63%.

Satanism 58%.

Islam 58%.

Paganism 58%.

Christianity 38%.

Judaism 29%

I thought that my agnosticism score would be higher. And I tied with Buddhism...guess I'm just a softy at heart....a cold, dark, soft heart.

[Comment was edited by wit on March 01, 2006 at 10:50:39 PM]

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Mar 02, 06 08:16 am
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You scored as Islam.



Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Islam

88%
Paganism

79%
Buddhism

75%
agnosticism

67%
Satanism

54%
Christianity

46%
Hinduism

38%
atheism

33%
Judaism

33%

the sun shines for you he said ... the day I got him to propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that kiss I near lost my breath yes ... the sun shines for you today


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