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Jan 21, 06 11:22 am
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No gassing should be the only etiquitte rule.

Moose, you are not the only one who is waiting for ettiquette on passing gas. Sometimes a rapid jump or bump may even jossle your innards enough to scare a little wind out of you. However, what I hate is when you get onto an empty elevator after a recent windy passenger, and at the next floor another person boards thinking it was you. I hate that. Do I mention, it wasnt me?

[Comment was edited by Big T on January 21, 2006 at 11:23:42 AM]


 
Jan 21, 06 11:51 am
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Reply to Big_T:

No gassing should be the only etiquitte rule.

What about the brush your teeth or keep your mouth shut and the use deodorant etiquette rules?

I don't mind when people sing along to the elevator music 'cause sometimes even I do that. ::grin::

Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you." What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?

 
Jan 21, 06 02:24 pm
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Reply to lil_peeper:

I guess I don't take that many elevators for all those neat human interactive experiences.




Jan 22, 06 04:01 am
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Never, under any circumstances urinate or defecate in en elevator

Riding an elevator while intoxicated should be avoided. Your impairment could present a danger to yourself and other riders. Take the stairs and use the hand rails.

If you are intoxicated and have already pissed or shat in the stairwell you may take the elevator. Try to not vomit on other riders.

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Jan 22, 06 05:56 pm
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I was in the city today and I was forced to remember the "Please don't bathe in perfume" elevator etiquette rule.

Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you." What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?


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