Do not. No way.
Yes, they do.
No, that was probably you. I bet you snore so loud that you wake yourself up! 
I recorded my wife one time just to prove it to her.
I've got witnesses!
You and you?
You come on down and I'll prove it!!!
Why, gonna keep me up all night?
Not by snoring!
Oh?
My ol' lady snorts and wheezes like an asthmatic warthog , or she sounds like a cross between Darth Vader and a cappuccino machine.
Yet she has the gall to complain about ME!
She does not.
I was told that your snoring could wake the dead though!
Are you Mrs Turmoil?
Is that actually what he sounds like? 
I'd just kick him and he'd wake up black and blue.
I once even threw him off the bed.
the constant practicing of a Didgeridoo does not sound to appealing to me.
There is always the couch for those that snore and wake the dead. My father in-law was one of those type people ... he had his nose routed out with an operation ... ouch, but things were much better after that.
Anathema
Girls snore just as loud.