A Buddy of mine was a paratrooper. He's got this story about the most gung ho guy in their group. On their first real jump when the chute snapped open one strap between his legs squished one testicle like a grape. Of course his full weight stayed on it all the way to the ground, fortunately for him, by that time he was unconscious.
Very cute!
In the beginning, ::grin::
...towards the end though 

Big_T
My exact sentiments