Really effed up.
Cool dog, cruel owner
Kid: "kewl!"
Dad: "Uh-huh"
Dog: "I hate you both, fuck you
Blind Guy Skydiving with his Guide Dog!! 
Sorry: Old Joke!!
LOL But in this version, there's no leash to go slack.
I bet that dog took at least one 120mph shit.
Is there any chance it could have hit that jerkwad in the face?
And in other news this evening, military officials comment on the newly appointed "Para K-9" drug dog unit. Stating that in the 10 attempts to land a drug "para K-9" on the roof of a highschool pot smokers car, has nearly always resulted in the animal losing its mind and ripping the soldiers face, smoking the rest of the high schoolers marijuanna, then tramping home to polish off a gallon of rocky road ice cream on the couch.
SoR_AWC
cruel