How could you miss the angst? The borderline suicidal? This man needs help and you poke fun?
That is just the way I roll, ML. 
Besides, he'll be fine.
2 is a digit, not a word, making the old man correct. Stick with Wapner.
You and Wapner are friends, right? You're not using binoculars or your camera's zoom lens, right? Right?
Nah, I'm a different kind of crazy.
Irony: The theme to The People's Court was "The Big One" and it was by a Mr. Tew. You know...they just don't incorporate bongos into enough television these days.
I just added this to my workout music list.
If you're talking about "The Big One", it should be good for a car chase, too. :)
They just don't incorporate bongos into enough anything. Nevertheless Tew's music will live on, even if his daughter does not approve. Maybe she'd like it better if there was more bongo.
Gramps
That is your whole, entire blog, Dude?

12 words, one number, three punctuations and a wallbash smiley? Hardly worth the effort.