Dec 03, 10 02:22 pm — *WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible
No wait... shit, I'm sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
That's what beer does...
Never mind.
Dec 03, 10 03:29 pm
No, you cannot have my beer! 
Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....
Dec 03, 10 10:41 pm
A real woman makes a helluva drinking buddy.
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Dec 04, 10 12:04 am
Reply to Maude_Lynne:
This is very true!
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Dude I totally thought you went full retard for a second.
hypocrisy (n): telling people that a good driver must have unwavering confidence, but that you can't get drunk and drive.