Sep 15, 10 11:52 am — Last night the Tea Party was a big winner in primary elections. Every political pundit I have heard from every political point of view says the Tea Party has all of the energy going into the November mid term elections.
I have posted a link to some of the interesting views printed on signs held by people attending the 9/12 event, which seem to represent at least part of the attitude behind the Tea Party victories.
Those of us who don't necessarily agree with the political economic (not to mention the spelling and grammar) of the Tea Party leaders and candidates need to come up with a competing grass roots organization of our own.
We can easily see that this kind of group can express whatever deeply felt opinion they have, regardless of whether it is grounded in anything resembling reality, which can be very liberating.
Let me propose a few ideas for our new Party, which for lack of a better name, I will tentatively call The Kool Aid Party.
-Newt Gingrich is Bill Clinton's twin brother, separated at birth.
-The Holy Bible forbids executive compensation above $10 million in US dollars.
-The BP oil spill and the egg recall are signs from God that He approves of gay marriage (and divorce). (Divorce for hetero couples is now okay, too).
-Sarah Palin was born a man but had a sex change operation in Sweden
-The Bush Tax cuts cause cancer.
-The Birthers worship Satan.
-If the Tea Party gets into power, they will force every American to join the Southern Baptist church nearest to their home.
-Momma Grizzlies sometimes eat their young.
-The Tea Party wants to deport any American who can trace their ethnic heritage to Italy, Spain, Portugal, Africa, the Middle East, or anywhere in Eastern Europe, except Greece.
-The Tea Party is secretly funded by Saddam Hussein, who escaped to Syria with his money and who is now plotting to destroy America with bizarre politics.

Just a start, maybe you can think of more extreme positions that will excite the base to get out the vote in November?????

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Sep 15, 10 11:52 am
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signs seen at the 9/12 event

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Sep 15, 10 12:28 pm
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-Newt Gingrich is Bill Clinton's twin brother, separated at birth.... two peas in a pod



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