Jan 05, 10 12:57 am — A Short Fairy Tale



Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl

'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

Voters (2)

Jan 05, 10 02:10 am
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Kinda brings a tear to my eye!

/sniff

Ultimate Link Whore



Jan 11, 10 02:38 pm
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I'm always surprised at people who complain about their spouses/ being married.

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Jan 11, 10 10:25 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

You needn't be.

Marriage is the most difficult endeavor that most people ever attempt.

It ain't easy, I'm tellin' ya!

Ultimate Link Whore

 
Jan 12, 10 01:38 pm
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Reply to Gramps:

I didn't say I thought it was easy, all relationships require give and take. It just surprises me when I hear people publicly complain about their spouses.

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 
Jan 13, 10 08:23 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

Ahaha. I thought you meant they complain about their spouses being married. Like, "that damn wife of mine! Why's she gotta be stupid married.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.


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