Nov 19, 09 04:04 pm — That's right MVers. Z3 is officially gonna be a dad. This is my baby waving good-bye to my dreams of a new boat this summer...
Thanks! I don't sleep much any way. The crying shit is what I am worried about 
Thanks Zemmy!
If it's a girl you should name her Petunia! 
If it's a boy I get to name it, if it's a girl the wife gets the honor.
That seems pretty reasonable. 
I'm a pretty reasonable guy.
Is it just me or does that child look Canadian? 
Grats Sir! To you and Mrs. Z.
If you think just the boat dream is gonna change you're in for a big surprise.
EDIT:
Cigar to follow. 
Thanks man!
Congratulations Z. Your bundle of joy is worth more than gold.
You can always get one of these for the bathtub
Thanks Big T!
OMG! What adorable phalanges! Congratulations to you all!
Thanks ML!
A million congrats to you and the wife. Speaking of million, better start saving up some dollars for diapers right now.
(You will love being a Dad, I guarantee it!)
Thanks Gramps, I'm sure I will enjoy it too.
Congratulations! I still have my kids first ultra sound from a year and a half ago. She looked like a gummy bear.
A really expensive gummy bear.
If you ever need any advice, I don't have any but I can surely tell you that yes, they cry a lot, shit a lot, consume ever waking minute of which ever parent, or parents are available, but its short lived.
Mine is 1.5 years old and for the most part sleeps through the night, putters around and gets into trouble but we can sleep now.
Hopefully yours won't get into the nurse for 20 minutes-puke everything up-cry because its hungry-repeat routine. That went on for months at my house and our bed smelled like sour milk, and we looked like meth addicts from the lack of sleep and the 10000% increase in stress.
I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world, but I hope to god I don't have any more.
Thanks JMZ!
Two words, JMZ, lactose intolerance.
My grandkid stopped puking like that when they switched him to lactose free formula.
He drinks lactose free regular milk to this day, never pukes at all.
We were thinking that, our pediatrician said wait it out, and then it stopped.
She GUZZLES milk now how my ol lady does.
You'd think she was a baby goat or something strange and amusing that drinks milk like its free. Which is isnt.
Looks just like me! Just kidding, congratulations.
Thanks!
seriously, when its born, call your friends over and hold it up to each one of them and compare faces.
Don't tell your ol lady, or your buddies in advance, and be sure to be wearing a side arm, or have a machete in your possession.
Will make for good times.
fOx
put it off for a few years and you'll have a new deckhand to help you swab! Congrats man! Get your sleep now...
fOx