2 words.
WalMart Door Greeter. You can sit in your Rascal and people watch, and when you see a 20 something walking out, you can call her over to you and ask to see her receipt. As she bends down to show it to you, enjoy the show.
Been counting long?
ZING!

Hiya Dubs! 
Sorry to hear unemployment is bringing you down. I hope things start looking up.
Oh hey, I thought you were still around all this time under a different screen name. 
I've done the unemployment thing and it really sucks. A lot of hard work, tremendous stress, and the pay is terrible. Hope you are at the end of your stint with it.
Put all hope out of your mind. And masturbate as little as possible, it drains the strength! - Warden Barrot
Hey is this a recent picture of you'??
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Cheers F_cker!