and if you don't already know my real name and you want to be fwends, let me know and I'll let you in on that big fat secret.
Hah. I just go by Maude Lynne because I'm
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maudlin
I thought you were related to Charlie Weaver...or you had a tv show " Maude"" .. heh
Oh jesus. I just looked up the word maudlin. AWESOME!!!!
I've been maudlin more than a few times in my life.
Merriam Webster, I hope. Regardless, you wouldn't believe how big I'm smiling right now!
Yes Merriam Webster.
Did you just kiss me off?!?! I thought you wuved me. 
No kiss off, was a kiss of love!!! 
I would like to be facebook bffs!
I don't have an eye patch! Well, not anymore... 
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
If you go to that will... umm, huh. I got nothing. Have fun. 

I'm going nowhere.
/crosses arms huffily
SoR_AWC
You have a ""Real"" name???