Not saying that I am going anywhere, but if I was to travel it would be to a different continent.
Maybe I will stop by the Madville offices in where ever the hell it is, how hard could it be to go to some country where a Crown Prince runs things and ask to be taken to the Madville corporate offices?
I will let y'all know if I learn anything besides how to find the perfect cannoli.
If they allow you to see them ... don't throw your shoes at them.
And DO NOT show them the palms of your hands, or the bottoms of your feet.
Remember its ok to kiss other dudes on the lips, but I'm not sure about cupping the balls when you do it.
Have fun! Dont do anything David Letterman wouldn't do.
hmmp, I hadn't realized you were still here. 
Don't forget the ice cream when you come back. 

Did someone say ice cream??? 
fOx
I screamed.
Oh... in that case please carry on and call me when there is ice cream.
fOx
I will miss the ULW...
K so I see you're back -- now where's the ice cream?

Big_T
Where you going Gramps ... anywhere in particular?
I hope you have a good and safe time off ... be good .. not too good to have some fun!