Aug 25, 09 10:08 pm — I received this message today in my primary email account. Recent Madville experience made me think first before considering myself so special this time. (A romantic message from a young 'swelte' Russian woman might turn the heads of some men).
So I looked the message over one more time and noticed a few things. ---The reply-to email address is different from the one I received, with different names and different countries of origin.
---The message was addressed to me AND to a dozen other people with similar email addresses.
---Most damaging of all for me is that she claims to have gotten my email address from an 'Internet dating agency', which cannot be true.
Since it is impossible for me to enter into a business (or any other kind of) relationship when the very first contact with me contains obvious falsehoods, I am reprinting the message below in its entirety, in case other MVers are interested.
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Hola from Russia. I am a lady of 28 years. People call me Natalia. I
live in the city of Vishenka.
It is not far from St. Petersburg.
I would like to become friends with a man from America. I found your
mail on the Internet dating agency.
I hope that you will reply me and we will try to create our romance
with you. Hope you are not against of it.
I have no children. I am single.
My height 165 cm
My weight 55 kg
Age 28
I am swelte
Please, if you are interested in me, write me back and I will give you my pics.
Right?
Give me a chance and who knows, maybe we will be a good match...
Probably, we will have a date very soon.
Contact me on to this e-mail address:
dalhj@rambler.ru
Waiting for your answer. Kisses for you Trully yours
Natali
Wow, you really picked up on that, didn't you? 
I know you so well. 
Sounds like she really wants you Gramps.
Speaking of spam mail, the past few months it's just been Nigeria/Brit lottery/Viagra junk but today, today, I received this piece of poetry wrapped up in the guise of spam email.
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If she really wanted me, then why oh why did she send the same message to all those other guys? 
That is beautiful.
/wipes away tear
Sadly, it's the only one like that I've received in some time.
I didn't get no e-mail... and I responded to her.
SHe's saving you for last!
Maude_Lynne