Well first a big rock killed off all the dinos, then a couple of ice cream vendors bought Madville, and tried to kill it off, too. Then a mysterious guy named Metro (not that there is anything wrong with that) bought out one of the ice cream guys, but that is all we know because he is mysterious, and possibly in an undisclosed location with Dick Cheney, Joe Biden, and either Tina Fey or Sarah Palin (never can tell those two apart) and, well did I leave anything out?
How ya been, BF?
If 2 men in black suits show up at your front door its already too late.
Look behind the mirrors in your house as hidden cameras may have been installed to catalog your every move.
Wow, how did I miss this blog?
Hi BF, it's good to see you around. 
how's everybody's favorite hippy chick. how's your manfriend?
Maude_Lynne
Most of the important onesSomeA few diehards are still here. And me. Hi-diddly ho.As to your question "What on earth has happened?" The answer is "It got all fuckered up."